Loo roll

Loo roll.
Child: What’s that?
Father: It was Mummy. She got that in case of Brexit.

Earlier this year, news reports mentioned the implications for a no-deal Brexit could include shortages of supplies. Typical Express style scare mongering I said, but even the FT reported that Britons were circulating a ‘hamster list’ which included loo roll.

Bananas. The self fulfilling risk of panic buying!